Justin Trudeau was beloved in America as soon as we got sight of his soulful baby blues. Then we got to hear about his liberal policies and working knowledge of quantum computing and it seemed our love for the Canadian PM couldn’t possibly go to another level… Then Donald Trump was elected.
It was like if your friend were dating a smart, funny, model-slash-novelist and you started dating an abusive old racist who looked like a melting candle. This is to say, yeah, we’re feeling jealous. And today that jealousy was only heightened when Twitter discovered a collection of photos of a young Trudeau rocking flowing locks, looking at the camera like he wants to get us pregnant, and just generally giving off the vibe of “hottest member of the hottest boy band.”
He looks like the star of a CW show about Werewolves who can only control their curse by giving people orgasms. Or like a Kennedy if the Kennedys were twelve to fifteen percent hotter and twenty percent less drunk.
He looks like a guy you meet on your family vacation to the beach who just decided that the “society” just wasn’t for him. All he needs are beers, bonfires, and the sea.
