What to get him for Valentine’s Day

Traditional Valentine’s Day gifts probably don’t speak to your guy the same way they speak to you. Here are manly alternatives that will show him your love and care.

Instead of chocolate-covered strawberries, give him chocolate-covered bacon.

Instead of roses, give him a cactus.

Don’t think hearts, think blood.

No sweet, floral scents. Only rugged, woodsy smells will do!

Champagne may be romantic, but beer is his true bubbly of choice.

Earrings for you, headphones for him.

No animals for the bead, only for the wall.

He’ll never redeem a spa gift card, but every dude’s gotta shave.

No guy is wearing a sleep mask, but sunglasses…